Gwen Stefani Bikini 08

Gwen is just on your typical average everyday beach vacation. You know, just chillin’. On a yacht. In France. Wearing designer bathing suits and designer sunglasses. With her hot as fuck husband and two lovely children. (Not pictured: the master suite full of 100 dollar bills that Gwen and Gavin probably had hot passionate sex in the night before.) Nothing out of the ordinary for her, I’m sure.  Meanwhile, the highlight of my vacations usually consist of the complimentary continental breakfast at the Holiday Inn.