So guess who got drunk and missed work!  Nicole Ireland?  Yes.  Her.  So now I have to do Bikini Sunday.  JD said to choose Madalina Diana Ghenea so I did despite the fact that her name sounds completely made up.  She is OK I guess, if you like bodies and faces and hair.  Other than that she is pretty much just like everyone else.  I also heard her farts smell like freshly baked bread but I can’t confirm that.  I’m not the type of journalist who prints rumors usually.  I don’t want you to think I’m a mudslinger.  And I promise I will do everything I can to get to the bottom of this story.