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Melanie Brown (AKA Mel B.) is remembered by us grownups as “Scary Spice” from the 90’s British pop group the Spice Girls and the horrible movie that followed.  Teens probably know her as a judge on America’s got Talent alongside Howard Stern and Howie Mandel.  She also went through a highly publicized (and very nasty) divorce in 2000, and gave birth to Eddie Murphy’s lovechild in 2007.  But despite all that, the woman is probably best known for her ridiculously athletic physique and penchant for bikinis.  Just this weekend she was tearing it up poolside for her 38th birthday flanked by a bottle of champagne and her new husband Stephen Belafonte.  And while we’re on the subject of Stephen Belafonte I’d like to mention that in every picture of them together he is either staring at her chest or her butt.  While they were dating there was a lot of speculation that he was only using her for her assets, but it looks like he’s legitimately interested in … well… her assets.  Personally I’m not really sure how I feel about her.  I appreciate her fitness, and there’s no denying she’s hot, but quite frankly she lives up to her moniker.  At the end of the day I think I’m more terrified of her than attracted to her.  Thoughts?  Would you date a woman who could beat you up without breaking a sweat?