After last year’s Mother’s Day debacle which resulted in Acadia almost firing me, I had to do something good here or risk once again incurring his wrath. Since our tastes in women vary so much (he likes Courtney Stodden and Hayden Panettiere , I like Kate Upton and chicks in Storm Trooper helmets) I figured a maternal clip show was the way to go. That way there’s something for everyone. We all like a hot mom, right? Plus I once again fell into the trap of thinking a clip show would be easier than just choosing a celebrity and rolling with it. Spoiler: it isn’t. So without further ado I present to you what will hopefully prove to be my redemption… moms in bikinis. I think I hit this one out of the ballpark. I did, right? Acadia? Anyone? I need validation and praise! I’ll just be over here waiting.