Yeah so Nicky Minaj was in a bikini last week shooting a video and I think she’s a good rapper and she’s fun but I really need something to be done about her ass.  I mean, not chop it off or send it to jail or anything bad.  They should just give it it’s own video.  Or maybe its own TV show. Looking at it makes me think of the beginning of “Baby Got Back”

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like, one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like, out there, I mean – gross. Look!
She’s just so … black!

If ANYONE pretends they didn’t just read that without using the Valley Girl whitey voice you are a dirty dirty liar.  Lying liar.  Liar!