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It is Oscar night and Princess Peach is not around.  I assume she is at a fancy party sipping drinks and cheering for whoever she wants to win best cinematography or sound editing.  And while she is gone, Eva Halloween and I are in charge of posting up some bikinis.  If we hurry it will still be Sunday!

We thought it would be fun to post up bikini pics of every best actress winner from the 90s and the 2000s.  We didn’t get them all but we did pretty well.  And the 2000s really whipped the 90s butt.

[Speaking of butts, hey there, Reese Witherspoon.  – Eva]

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. stacyfrazer
    February 25, 2013 at 1:34 am

    …and the Oscar for most sand in a buttcrack goes to……….

  2. Eva Halloween
    February 25, 2013 at 11:35 am

    Did Jane Fonda win an Oscar?

  3. TGNP
    February 25, 2013 at 11:47 am

    Gwyneth Paltrow is perpetually too skinny.

  4. angie potter
    angie potterReply
    February 26, 2013 at 12:21 am

    I can’t decide between Geena and Halle for my favorite. But I am thankful that Kathy is in the water.

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