So I go on vacation one fucking time for two goddamn days and I have no bikini post. So instead of doing something fun I have to do this. And I only have one picture because I decided it needed to be someone from Maine and this chick is. Don’t know who she is but she’s cute and she’s wearing a bikini. That means it counts. Make up some stories about her if you want. Maybe I’ll run into her down town today. Maybe she’ll be wearing the same outfit so she’ll be easy to recognize. That would be odd since it is 60 degrees and pouring rain but who knows. Maybe we’ll get married. Maybe this time next week this will be a site about pictures of my new bikini wife getting hit in the face with a pie.
Ugh – I have to go. Make up your own stories about her.