Are you ready for Halloween? Have you got your costume ready? How about your dog’s costume? What’s that? You don’t have a costume for your dog? How dare you? Why on earth would you leave man’s best friend out of such a momentous occasion? Don’t you think it makes him sad when you leave him out of things? How many more questions do you think I can ask before I get to the picture of a dog in a costume? One? Two? What’s that? I’m cheating with the one word questions? Did you write the question counting rules? You didn’t, did you? Why don’t you just go look at the picture?