I love this song.  It’s my second all time favorite novelty Christmas song.  And there were NO good videos for it.  Zero.  None.  So I made one.  Windows Movie Maker is sooooo much easier than Flash to make movies with.  And thanks to people’s really fucked up ideas about what Christmas pics should and should not be posted to the internet, I can guarantee you that you might like the song, but you will pause it at least once.  Or rewind it.  There’s a chick dressed up like Santa and holding a monkey for fuck’s sake.

Cat dude is good, too.  I like to think he’s sitting somewhere wishing he was cool enough to be making stupid ass videos on Christmas Eve.  I like to think everyone is.  Or maybe I wish I weren’t?  Whatever.  Merry Christmas, jerks!

Bob Rivers – The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

The restroom door said “Gentlemen,”
so I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I’d been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found
the place was occupied,
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said “Gentlemen,”
it must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there,
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace
and smacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn’t be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn’t turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said “Gentlemen,”
and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep who had
the nerve to switch the sign.
Cause I’ve got two black eyes
and one high-heel up my behind.
Now I can’t sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy.
No, I’ll never sit with comfort and joy.