As Lovely Larry up there can attest, Christmas novelty songs can suck.  The 90’s ones were no different, except I guess for a couple by Bob Rivers.  He had this one that was good and one I’m going to post next week that really makes me lol.  Not that it is that tough to make a one minute and thirty second song based on someone else’s tune.

This one is a parody of “Winter Wonderland” about a guy who digs wearing women’s undies.  I don’t really see the appeal but I don’t judge.  Wait, no, that’s not right.  I judge everyone. Like you, skinny face.  And old green mouth in the corner.  And you fucking people from the South and/or the North.  So yeah, I like judging.  And I judge dudes who like to wear women’s underwear as harmless idiots.  Unless they are stealing the underwear from women who need it more then they do they aren’t hurting anyone.  BUT!  The women who love them are wrong.  Wrong to their very core.

If there is any woman you can find that can say: “Yeah, I like my dudes to wear my underwear when I bang them” I will do a special feature on that woman.  And if you know Larry from the pic above, I will do a feature on him as well.  Sure.  “Cross-dressers and the women who love them”.  That’s a good topic.  I’m thrilled with how my life is turning out.  Sigh.

WAIT!  I found a video that has the song set to some anime.  Nothing like fucked up Japanese people to make me feel better!  Weird video and lyrics after the jump.  Nobody’s eyes would ever turn into octagons, JAPAN!

Lacy things — the wife is missin’,
Didn’t ask for her permission,
I’m wearin’ her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear.

In the store — there’s a teddy,
With little straps — like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear.

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say,”Whoa, Man!”
“Let’s wait until the wife is out of town!”

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress — like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear!

Lacy things… missin’,
Didn’t ask… permission,
Wearin’ her clothes,
Silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear!