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Bubba & Cooter’s Sure Fire Pick-Up Lines

Thank you for purchasing ‘Bubba & Cooter’s Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines’ brought to you by Bubba & Cooter.  You won’t need luck with the ladies anymore!

1) Did you fart?  ‘Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?  ‘Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea; I can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?   ‘Cuz I’d like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?  ‘Cuz I can see myself in ’em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin’ girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

8) Man – “Fat Penguin!”
Woman – ‘WHAT?’
Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

9) I know I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin’, we kin sleep ’til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench.  Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

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  1. Rob

    I am gonna have to remember # 12 : )

  2. April

    ROFL Thanks for the Laugh 😀


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