THREE arms and my imaginary employee still writes nothing!

Not gonna lie, folks. Things have been rough. No posts, no new shows on Strangeful. Ugh!  Right?  Doing this all by myself is not too much work. The work is the work. It’s the focus.  So maybe I just need to use AI as my robot butler!  Let’s ask ChatGPT how to get this place back to life.

Me: How do I keep my horror and entertainment comedy blog fresh and exciting? (you can tell how desperate I am because I used the word blog)

ChatGPT

As a blogger, it’s important to keep your content fresh and engaging to maintain your readers’ interest. Here are some tips on how to keep your horror and entertainment comedy blog exciting:

  1. Stay up-to-date: Keep an eye on the latest news and trends in the horror and entertainment comedy genres. This will help you write relevant and timely content that will attract readers.
  2. Mix it up: Don’t be afraid to experiment with different formats and types of content, such as reviews, interviews, lists, and opinion pieces. Variety will keep your blog fresh and interesting.
  3. Engage with your readers: Encourage your readers to leave comments and participate in discussions. This will not only help you understand your audience’s preferences and interests but also create a sense of community around your blog.
  4. Collaborate with other bloggers: Partnering with other bloggers in your niche can help you expand your reach and bring new perspectives to your blog.
  5. Use multimedia: Incorporating images, videos, and other multimedia elements into your blog posts can make them more engaging and shareable.
  6. Be authentic: Share your own unique perspective and voice in your writing. This will help you stand out from other bloggers in your niche and build a loyal following.
  7. Keep learning: Stay informed about the latest techniques and strategies for blogging and content creation. Attend conferences, read blogs and books on blogging, and experiment with new ideas and approaches.

First off, my assistant showed me up so that’s a demerit. Seven things…whatever.  I will address it point by point.

  1. WRONG – it is not about comedy, it is (supposed to be) comedy. So the whole thing is invalid and I will not pay attention to new trends.
  2. Already done because I do those dumb commercials that YOU probably wrote.
  3. Tell me below…something. Anything. I don’t care what it is.  Do they still have V14Gr4 bots?  I’ll take ’em!
  4. Nobody likes me; everybody hates me. I’ll just eat some worms.  And then make a post about it.
  5. Ummm, I made pictures. Tongue section. That much I have!
  6. Except for the bot this is all me!
  7. No

OK so I have a solid start.  AI pics of Charlotte McKinney doing stuff.  CHECK!  Thanks, Autumn (that is ChatGPT’s name here – she was my best ever assistant).