I have a special pic for you today. Normally what I do here is to post a funny picture and put a witty caption on it. This time, I’m going post a picture, but I want YOU to caption it. Don’t worry, it’s not for nothing. If I pick your caption as the winner, you’ll receive two free tickets to see Final Destination 5! These tickets are good nationwide through Sept. 12th at all theater chains except AMC Theaters. I’ll pick a winner at 11:30pm tomorrow. You can enter as many times as you like. Make sure you use your real email address or I won’t be able to contact you for your mailing address. Alright, hit the jump and get to captioning! Good luck!
Caption This and Win Free Movie Tickets!

Fuck You Macauley, I got this.
Google is taking over the fucking world!
its the NOID!!
Aaaahhhhh!
Funny Captions: Sometime you just don’t need em.
“But im lactose intolerant!!”
“peeeeeeeepss!”
“its Robot Hitler again!!!”
“When Acadia took down his pants his penis REALLY was only 2 inches”
Mirrors 3D – The Cracks Run Deeper
“What do you mean you’re gonna stick your thumb in my ass???”
No wire hangers, ever!!!
You’ll never put anything in your mouth again… after you see…
IT CAME FROM URANUS!
“That laxative was anything BUT gentle”
Where’s the beef???
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
You’re gonna use your WHOLE hand?!?!
And this is how I won the Macaulay Culkin look-alike contest!
If I let go, my head won’t stop spinning!
What are you doing to that pie???
WHY ARE YOU WEARING A LUCHADOR MASK???
My ass IS that big!
A gang-bang for my birthday?!?!
Shelly, why are you shitting in that cup? Wait, what the hell, get that cup away from me!!!
O M G I can’t believe you went there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You did WHAT with the babysitter?!?!?
What are you doing to our dog!
Lady Gaga IS a man!
And he left my ass feeling like the Grand Canyon when he was done ramming me with his pole!
Between Caitlin and I our well of snarkiness has run dry.
1.21 Jiggawatts?!?!?!?!
Everyone did a great job with this contest and I wish I didn’t have to pick just one, but I have to say that this is the one that got the heaviest chuckles from me. Therefore, congratulations JD505, you are the winner! We’ll be in contact to get your mailing address, and your tix will be in the mail ASAP!
Thanks again to everyone who participated!
I’m stoked that I won! w00t w00t! It’s hard not to pass up a good Back To The Future reference!
Sorry for spamming the thread here, but I was on a roll yesterday! LOL.
I also thought the 2 girls 1 cup reference was pretty funny 🙂
Marty, what do you mean I’m your mother???
You’re gonna give me the Captain’s Log!
Stop the train, we forgot the Folgers!!!
Why do my hands look like feet with really long toes???
You’re hung like an infant!
They actually make YELLOW corn meal???
ABORT! ABORT! WRONG HOLE! WRONG HOOOOOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
Why did you tell them about my donkey show in Mexico?!?!?!?!
Picture of last night, ended up on line, I’m SCREWED! Oh well…
We’re really doing a 5th Element prequal???
One more Resident Evil movie and I’m gonna kill myself!!!
You REALLY saved a ton of money by switching to Geico???
How do you like my ‘O’ face?
I can’t believe there’s so many comments on this thread!
Diet Dr. Pepper does NOT taste like regular Dr. Pepper at ALL!!!
3 bags of blow in my vajay this time!
THEY CANCELLED L.A. INK?!?!?!?
Who’s been lighting farts in here?
Why are you stuffing that rubber chicken in your ass?
I can’t believe that bitch won on Master Chef!!!
Why are you wearing a Pedo Bear costume???
You want me to do you the Jersey Turnpike?
Digiorno? What the hell do you mean it’s not delivery?
Luke & Leia were SIBLINGS?!?!?
Michelle Pfeiffer is still ALIVE???
Who put BenGay in my Vagisil?????