Happy Birthday, BNev!

Guys, it’s BNev‘s birthday. Please wish her a good one, full of boxes of wine, tacos, and good behavior from CNev – and completely without slow walkers, people who get mad when you help them, and passive-aggressive peeps. Happy Birthday, BNev! We love you!

Dad Jokes are Awesome Puns

A Pun and a Dad Joke Walked into a Bar

The Pun Is The Highest Form of Humor We’ll start right here.  If you don’t agree with this, you should probably reexamine your entire life.  People who groan, sigh, or roll their eyes at a good pun or dad joke obviously don’t get it.  Puns are simply awesome.  I mean, not everyone can pun, right?…

Charlotte McKinney Sunday: Sans Acadia

Apparently Acadia is too exhausted from doing things like this yesterday to write his Charlotte McKinney post, so I’m doing it. Because I’m a team player. So mostly BNev and I enjoy making fun of Acadia’s obsession with Charlotte and I don’t have anything against her but I don’t see anything especially amazing to report on,…

Updating the Logo – Poll Time!

The pic on the left is a variation of the original logo for the site.  Those lips were the lips of the site until the great schism and then they got replaced with Viv the Cigarette Girl.  So we have had her for a looong time and since last year was the 10th anniversary year…

Amazon Is Trash And It’s Ruining Everything

Amazon is having some kind of massive problem and I can’t care about the details of why or what but it’s killing our site and effing with our photos and making it slow as hell so this is just here to officially notify you that for once it’s NOT OUR FAULT!

45 Addressed a Joint Session and Didn’t Poop His Pants

Yesterday something happened. The thing we somehow elected as president addressed a joint session of the House and Senate and apparently he didn’t make a jerk-off motion with his hands, call anybody an obscenity, say anything blatantly racist or you know, literally take a dump on the podium. And a scary thing happened as a…

Waiting for the Train: Episode 51

Hey folks! It’s late and I just want to get this podcast up so, here’s a quick rundown: BNev and I did the show without Acadia for mysterious reasons, listen to find out why; a career CIA guy quit because Trump; Uber is the absolute worst company on earth and nobody should use them; misogyny…

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