Summer Vacation with Jessica Simpson’s Boobs

Jessica Simpson did a GQ shoot in 2005 at the height of her powers.  I still don’t think there is a more American thing than that photoshoot.  And if we have to take a break at the gallery to do some things, having her near the top of the stack is not a bad idea…

Charlotte McKinney Sunday – Her Best Buddies Campiagn

So everyone knows how much we love Charlotte here at the Gallery, and now she needs our help.  She is shooting to raise some money for the Best Buddies charity that she is involved in.  She went to a Best Buddies prom as a surprise and got showed up by the swanky couple she danced…

Updating the Logo – Poll Time!

The pic on the left is a variation of the original logo for the site.  Those lips were the lips of the site until the great schism and then they got replaced with Viv the Cigarette Girl.  So we have had her for a looong time and since last year was the 10th anniversary year…

Party like it’s 2009!

I have to be honest with you.  I have not felt great about the site since I killed The Batcave. It had to be done but nothing about it made me happy.  And now that things are calmer it is the perfect time to bring it back.  So if you are looking for a place…

I Broke a lot of Things – and am not done yet.

Some of you might know that for the past ten years I have done nothing but complain about the site hosting.  I outgrew some hosts, then I got kicked off other ones, then I paid millions of dollars for one.  There was one awesome year where my friend hosted me for free from a server…

We Lost a Friend Today. RIP Sangfroid

I got a message from a friend on Facebook this morning letting me know that our friend Sangfroid (aka Joe), had died at his home in Maine. I was surprised as well as not surprised, which is how things always were with Sang. He was kind, brilliant, complicated, gentle, and maddening. The fact that I…