Welcome to Michael Bay C*ckpunching Your Childhood

If you were fortunate enough to grow up in the 1980’s, you know how completely weird awesome the cartoon icons of your childhood were.  Saturday mornings were spent in a Sugar Smacks-fueled haze of Ghostbusters, G.I. Joe, He-Man, and whatever the hell the Snorks were. Then 1987 arrived and brought us ten seasons of animated…

Odds Are, You Weren’t Really Using it Anyway

Despite having the largest collection of penises in the world, the Icelandic Phallological Museum has found itself somewhat…unfulfilled.  Housing nearly 300 disco sticks of all shapes and sizes, the museum is still missing the crown jewel for its collection: a perfect human penis.  If you can’t make it to Reykjavík, you can stay abreast of their hunt for…

Oh No, They Say He’s Got to Go – New Godzilla Trailer

So apparently there is a new Godzilla movie coming out this year with Bryan Cranston and Juliette Binoche. WHO KNEW? Although the cinematic flatus of Matthew Broderick’s 1998 Godzilla reboot still leaves a malodorous mark on the franchise, the early trailers and buzz from last year’s San Diego Comic Con for this latest outing have been very positive.  Based…

The Government in Movies Is Not Very Secure

As someone who uses MORE than one password for the different websites I visit, I like to think of myself as an expert on security.  As a result, it drives me nuts when I see the way they deal with security codes in the movies.  And to see how the whole concept was born, we…

Spider-Man 2 and Why I Don’t Understand Marvel

So I am excited to show you the new sort-of trailer for Spider-Man.  I am not sure why Stan Lee is in it except that I guess Marvel Films has to trot his skinny bones out in front of a camera once every 4 days or he will take away all of their characters or…

Gal Gadot – She Is Wonder Woman

I had to go to Maine this weekend for family business and the first thing my brother told me was that they cast someone to play Wonder Woman in the Batman Vs. Superman movie.  And it isn’t like the business I had to do wasn’t important.  So I asked him who it was and he…