Deliver Us From Evil – While We Eat Popcorn

The directors of Sinister  and The Exorcism of Emily Rose are bringing us another creep-tacular film. Set to hit theaters today,  Deliver Us From Evil  stars Eric Bana as New York police officer Ralph Sarchie. The trailer for the film boasts that it is an account of actual events and comes from Officer Sarchie’s “undisclosed files”.. All…

Hey Marvel, Get it Together.

I know I complain about Marvel a lot but my level of complaining is now at a new level because of Guardians of the Galaxy.  And NOT because of the movie itself.  Having FBI Agent Bert Macklin as the hero of your movie is a winning move ALWAYS and don’t we all love the gritty…

S & M, Stegosauruses and Spongebob: the Hottest New Cinema Releases

It’s going to be a rollercoaster year. Sequels and franchises seem to be a hot topic for 2015, with the Jurassic Park franchise returning for the first time since 2001, while the long awaited Fifty Shades of Grey series will be delighting horny mommies everywhere. Here’s a look at what’s in store for the next…

Fatboy Slim – The Rockafeller Skank

Before you start thinking that I somehow think that Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion has The Rockafella Skank in it, shut up because you KNOW I know better than that.  But the giant phone in the pic above is very ’90s as is the Fatboy Slim song this week.  Apparently this is everyone’s FAVORITE…

Harry Potter Saves a Slow Day

So I was trying to figure out what to post today and I realized that there is NOTHING going on.  I won’t write about the Kardashians or Iraq (unless it is one article about sending them TO Iraq) and I didn’t have anything particularly interesting happen to me today and all my other articles are…

Grading Bad – Bermuda Tentacles (2014)

Premise: Airforce One goes down in a storm and the President is ejected in some crazy escape pod that can keep him alive for two weeks. The marines attempt to rescue him from “the bottom of the ocean” but hijinx en the form of giant tube worms (which are NOT tentacles) ensue. Also General Linda…

Grading Bad- Jack the Reaper (2011)

Premise: As a teacher, who is watching these fantastic remarkable films while grading, I am not sure how to feel about the basic premise this time. The premise is that a group of ten kids who did not do their homework on the Industrial Revolution, have to complete a make-up assignment in the form of a…