Johnny Depp Wears More Makeup Than Usual: A Review

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Stuff and Junk (Update)

The girl in the banner is Lindsey Pelas, an Instagram model.  She is blonde with big boobs and is sticking out her tongue.  And I could not care less. She is nothing compared to Charlotte McKinney.  And she is nothing compared to Milla Jovovich. Or Henry Winkler for that matter.  Bascially Lindsey Pelas sucks. Tomorrow…

Friday Nineties – Unforgiven

Some of you may remember Clint Eastwood as the crazy old man from the 2012 Republican Convention.  Some of you might think of him as Dirty Harry.  Maybe the Man with No Name from The Good the Bad and the Ugly is your fave image of Clint.  But not me.  Mine is a toss up…

Trailer Trash: Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Batman vs Superman continuity Someone on imgur with more talent than me made a great showing of the continuity between Man of Steel and Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice.  Giving Bruce Wayne a personal stake in the destruction of Metropolis by Zod (and Superman) is a good touch.  A touch which was immediately praised…

Neill Blomkamp, Alien and South African Success

I’m excited about the Alien film. Very excited. Incredibly excited. But also terrified. Very terrified. After South African director-genius Neill Blomkamp posted some concept art for a possible sequel with Sigourney Weaver and Michael Beihn in tow, the internet exploded and Fox signed him on for a sequel. With Sigourney Weaver. And maybe Michael Beihn….

Friday Nineties – The Silence of the Lambs

Horror movies don’t usually win Oscars.  Silence of the Lambs did, though and it totes deserved it.  I am in love with the NBC series Hannibal as much as I am with the original movie, and as much as I loathe all the stupid sequels to the original movie.  Oh Ray Liotta, are you a…

Friday Nineties – Buff Terminator 2 Linda Hamilton

Because nobody has any original ideas, they are making a new Terminator movie.  James Cameron even took time out from diving into his giant Scrooge McDuck money vault to call it the real Terminator 3. So again we are doing a call back to something awesome from the nineties getting rehashed 20 years later.  Now, Terminator…