The Tim Burton / Michael Keaton Batman is on Netflix

I don’t usually get excited about things that get on Netflix.  There doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason to it so I just pull it up and wait to see what new terrible horror movies they have.  Seems like they have six or seven that just have apartment numbers as their titles.  Go…

Jessica Biel Texas Chainsaw Massacre Gifs

The new 3D version of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” is the latest in a never-ending string of re-heatings of the 1974 classic.  But some of you might remember that ten years ago the franchise was resurrected with none other than the new Mrs. Justin Timberlake: Jessica Biel.  Now, it is a pretty established fact the…

Is this the new Wayne Manor?

This is apparently the Ransom Gillis mansion in Detroit and according to Batman News it might be the new Wayne Manor in the Batman vs. Superman Dawn of Justice movie.  Sort of looks like crap but I have to assume they know what they’re doing.  Plus, as the article says, they can do a lot…

Grading Bad- Entity (2012)

Premise:  This super innovative found footage (??) mockumentary features a team of paranormal investigators who run into something they do not expect. This time with Russian experiments and psychics. What do you mean you’ve already seen this movie? No, this is a different one. Yeah, I mean. Okay, yeah. No, I’m saying this one is…

9 Things You Didn’t Know About The Fifth Element

The week after a holiday must be the worst work week there is. I’m pretty sure Labor Day has warped space and time to turn this week into molasses.  It’s only Wednesday but I’m willing to bet a significant portion of you are ready to hide in the bathroom and watch videos on your phone, so here’s Cinefix’s…

Why not some pictures?

I am too tired to write any jokes.  This is my last week of work at my current job so I have to do all sorts of stuff.  So just look at these pictures.  They all mean something and if you string it all together you are a genius.  No joke. The clues are there,…

Robin Williams: Depression is a Real Thing

Well, here we are again.  You may recall earlier this year when I posted a tribute to three of my favorite entertainers who passed away in early 2014.  In that piece, I begged 2014 to be done with taking my favorite people away, knowing that the chances of that happening were pretty slim.  Sure enough,…