Better Than Ezra – Good

How crappy must Ezra be?  The band is better than him and their song name is “Good”.  So they only had to be good and they were still Better than Ezra.  Poor Ezra.  I moved to NY this week so if you live in the city and want to visit just ask everyone you meet…

Green Day – Basket Case

My friend’s kid is getting Bar Mitzvah’d soon and I think Basket Case is going to his song.  I am not sure if my friend listened closely to the “I went to a whore” line but hey, the kid’s a man then, right? I went through the video a couple times and realized that Billie…

Goo Goo Dolls – Slide

I’m in Boca.  So….here’s the song! If I didn’t have so much else to do I would complain about people pretending they “needed” to be at Yankee Stadium for Jeter’s last night.  I HATE the Yankees but the only think I hate more are a bunch of posers who aren’t real fans pretending they understand…

Santana Feat. Rob Thomas – Smooth

It has taken a loooong time for me to get to this song.  It was the last #1 hit of the 90s.  And you’d think that I would have waited until the column was done before I used it.  But instead I was thinking about how the Hell do you get so famous that you…

Crystal Waters – 100% Pure Love

I am sitting in an empty cubicle in my brother’s office, waiting for him to be done with work.  I was in NYC this morning and needed to get to Portland, Maine this afternoon.  Mission accomplished.  And one would think I would be particularly inspired since this is where I actually spent the Nineties. But…

Jon Bon Jovi – Blaze Of Glory

The best cowboy movie of the 90s is Unforgiven.  No contest.  Then, I dunno.  Dances with Wolves?  Tombstone?  That had Kurt Russell in it which immediately improves it.  But I think Young Guns II needs to be on the list.  Even if the only reason is that there weren’t that many cowboy movies in the 90s…

Sarah McLachlan – I Will Remember You

I don’t quit.  I have been doing Friday Nineties since 2010.  This site is nine years old (which is like, 150 in Internet Years).  And I have worked the same job for thirteen years.  But this is my last day.  I don’t talk about myself a lot (since I am obviously very important and can’t…