If You Want to Find some Hookers – Look in the Sewer Pipe

OK so according to Austin Police, a real estate agent tipped them off about two problems at 9112 Anderson Mill Road, the strip mall pictured above.  First of all, the pipes were clogged up.  And second of all, they are pretty sure that the  Jade Massage Therapy center was chock full of hookers!  So the cops started…

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

Eddie Izzard in Dress to Kill had a theory about how the “global community” operates. Let’s take a look at how the Eddie Izzard doctrine applies to today.

Let’s just Bet on what Trump will do Next

I know that the amount of outrage over the things our new King Trump has tried (either that they didn’t work or that they were tried at all) seems to be at a fever pitch but I think we should take a step back and remember that while the decisions made by our government affect…

Charlotte McKinney Sunday – Her Best Buddies Campiagn

So everyone knows how much we love Charlotte here at the Gallery, and now she needs our help.  She is shooting to raise some money for the Best Buddies charity that she is involved in.  She went to a Best Buddies prom as a surprise and got showed up by the swanky couple she danced…

Here’s Why Capitalism is Bad

Surprisingly, I’m not going to start right in on dismantling the fundamentals of capitalism – I’m going to start with a fairy tale: The Red Shoes. Now this is a fairy tale by Hans Christian Anderson, which means it’s scary and gory. It’s not Disney-ified. I had a book of Hans Christian Anderson fairy tales…

Texas Continues to (Attempt to) Destroy Modern Society

Hi, good afternoon. First, I must apologize because I know you have surely been missing my rage posts here. I’ve been saving all my rage for the podcast over the last couple of weeks (actually I’ve just been too busy…. I have a list of like three rage posts I need to make). But this…

The Just Released Dark Tower Poster & What I Think it Means

What a surprise today when I saw someone retweet Idris Elba sharing the first teaser poster from The Dark Tower, starring Elba and based on the Stephen king novel, series of novels, canon of stories from basically the beginning of his career until now.  The poster tells me a lot, but if you are not familiar…