Well none of these things seem very good….

So like a dummy I went to Twitter and Imgur today (I also went to Politico but they pay people to do journalism which is not nearly as fun as dopes on Twitter and Imgur) and I found out a few things.  Exactly none of them were good.  The list in no particular order Carrie…

Vegans are Bankrupting England

So I admit that vegans can be super annoying.  But I also admit that when I see videos of what we as people do to cows and chickens and stuff I am pretty sure we will all suffer those same fates when we all go to Hell.  I am certainly not going to link any…

Lawyer Choked by Chicken – Drops Lawsuit

The other night we had our friends over to watch Walking Dead and in honor of what happened in the season premiere we planned on serving Popeye’s Chicken.  Get it?  POP EYE?  Well, even if you don’t, I am pretty sure that the number of times you have eaten Popeye’s (or any other fast food…

Finally! Satan Comes to School! Kind of!

You know how when your kids get out of school way before you get out of work because school is useless?  Well what are you gonna have them do for a couple hours before you have to give them rotisserie chicken while you are on a conference call with the boss and some jerk who…

We got Attacked Again. Yawn

So NYC and NJ got bombed over the weekend.  Don’t worry, I rarely go outside so I was fine.  But I did see that they caught the suspect.  That’s good but I now it is all over the news and omg they made so many bombs and did you see the robot and Trump and…

I Don’t Understand You Apple People

I really don’t understand Apple fans.  I understand Apple.  They killed the headphone jack on their new phones because, well, they could.  Why not invent something that you have to pay extra for and that is only sold by Apple?  Why not, instead of a wire, have two things you stick in your ears that…

Waiting for the Train: Episode 27

This week’s topics: Anthony Weiner The VMAs … here is Nicki Minaj, because we discussed her amazing dress: … but really our discussion was mostly about Alicia Keys and whether people need to calm down about her not wearing makeup: Jaelin and Briana White – those two crazy kids that couldn’t handle Chicago for 24 hours…

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