Tony Awards Coverage!

I know what you’re thinking. Maitland, why are you covering the TONY Awards, I mean, look at all of that lameness in the picture you have below. There is a huge but coming after that lameness, however… But, I went to the wrong Tony Awards. Thankfully for the Gallery, when I’m wrong I’m still right….

David Carradine dead at 72

I am nearly speechless. David Carradine is dead and the world doesn’t feel right. This man was an icon to me, almost an idol. He needed to shake hands with the president. He dissolved his legs in oil as penance. He wandered righting wrongs. He unleashed the singing, dancing zombies on that poor town. Perhaps…

University relies on Internet – Doomsday Clock speeds up.

Apparently our institutions of higher learning don’t realize that the Internet (except this site) is not good for anything but porn, lies and sarcasm.  These dopes figure it will be ok! COLUMBIA, Mo. – Gadgets such as the Apple iPhone and the iPod Touch are mainstays on college campuses — largely for the devices’ ability…

Dom DeLuise is dead, but Gary Burghoff is alive!

So Dom DeLuise died, and did it while I was at work.  And Maitland is a heartless bastard and didn’t care.  So this is not an obituary for him.  Everyone else already did that.  I think the next time the Cannonball Run blooper reel can get used is when Burt Reynolds dies.  Or Sally Field? …

Swine Flu – STFU

Since I watch the news for at least 15 minutes every morning while I drink coffee before I go to work and also sometimes read other pages on the Internet, I have become aware of the apocalypse that is the Swine Flu.  I also found out that Anna Kooiman has a funny name but is…

And then there isn’t Maude…

Tony Award winning actress Bea Arthur, known for her television roles in ‘Maude’ and ‘The Golden Girls’ died today at the age of 86.  According to MSNBC, she died of cancer.  But she always seemed like a tough broad to me, so I am going to choose to believe she died saving a bunch of…