Get off the Stage, Old Man!

If Old Man Sanders won the nomination I would support him.  Except that he’s not going to win it and he needs to get off the stage.  According to Politico, he is telling the Democrats who want him to help keep his more Trumpish supporters to cool it to “Stick it.”  And why shouldn’t he? …

Prince Dead – World Sucks

Not even going to try to go into all the reasons why Prince rules and how much it sucks if he is actually dead. I am just tired of people I like dying.  Why can’t more jerks die?  Or better yet, why don’t I get to pick?  That seems like a totally normal request.

Woman Gets Head Chopped Off by Online Date :(

Some poor woman went on a date with some dude she met online and ended up getting chopped up and put in a recycling bin.   I wish I were just relating some flippant thing that people in relationships tell their single friends to scare them but it’s true. As The Daily Beast previously reported,…

Iggy Azalea will Cut off Nick Young’s Junk

So Iggy Azalea is engaged to Nick Young.  And Nick Young was dumb enough to admit that he cheated on her while they have been together.  So Iggy said the following: “I already said one more video, just one more thing and you will lose a quarter of your meat,” Iggy Azalea revealed on the “Orlando…

New Suicide Squad Trailer Shows more fun and more Batman

Last night on the MTV Movie Awards Warner Brothers dropped a new trailer for Suicide Squad the next DC comics movie in their franchise.  Let’s take a look. To me, it does a few things: People liked Batman in Bvs so there is some more Batman People thought BvS wasn’t funny enough?  Here’s some more…