This Way Lies Madness

So this weekend, Trump shocked nobody by winning the South Carolina Republican Primary which means that…well, nobody knows exactly what it means.  It might mean that Trump is going to get the nomination which would mean it would be him against Hillary or Bernie.  That would be pretty sweet.  I mean, if you thought The Donald…

Republican Debate Hot Takes Extravaganza!

The Republicans had Debate number 563 last night. Trump went Full-Trump. Donald Trump was so awful, so horrible, so disgusting in the latest Republican debate – John Podhoretz, New York Post Sounds like Trump. If he wins easily in South Carolina after his monstrous turn, he’ll be going straight to the Republican nomination. Monstrous “turn”?…

Elephant Attacks Indian Village – India may be Asia’s Florida

So after reading about the dude who got killed by a meteorite yesterday, inhabitants of the village of Ektiasal must have been running their mouths about how nothing like that would ever happen to them.  People in Indian REALLY need to learn about jinxing themselves because all they got for their trouble was an elephant coming to knock…

Meteor Kills Guy in India or: There are too many GD people in India

So a meteorite may have killed some poor schmuck in India.  According to this report people in India might not have much, but they do have meteor insurance. Jayalalithaa Jayaram, the chief minister of Tamil Nadu, has said a bus driver at a college in her state was killed by the meteorite and awarded 100,000 rupees…

Movie Theaters: Safer

Some might say the idea of a good guy with a gun jumping in to save the day with their pistol in a place where we really don’t need pistols is a myth. A woman catching a hot one to the gut in Renton, Washington dispels this myth. Quotes from KOMONews: RENTON, Wash. – A…

What Would George Washington Do in Oregon?

Honestly I don’t think you need to know much more about what is happening in Oregon beyond what the dude in charge of it said himself. They seized federal property and want to make their own…kingdom.  Not kingdom, but something.  Not a state, but you know. A weird no mans land where people can mine…

Let’s Just Get this War Over With

In case you don’t watch the news or anything, some terrorists killed a crap ton of people in France last night.  The longer I watch the coverage the higher the death toll gets and the more everyone keeps talking about how organized and sophisticated the attacks were.  And I am really scared that this is…