Borderland – One of 8 Films To Die For

Warning!  Spoilers may be included…. This movie is based on a true story and in the first five minutes there was blood and gore – a true slasher flick 🙂  Lots of horrified screams and eyeballs being cut out and tossed into a jar of liquid…..  Ok, it’s got my attention and I am going…

Movies So Bad, They May As Well Have Been Porn

Have you ever sat through a movie that had no redeeming qualities? Movies that Uwe Boll wouldn’t direct, with scripts that Steve Guttenberg (r.i.p) & Roddy Piper would toss in the trash can? I’ve seen some shit that made me think the filmmakers would’ve been better off breaking out the baby oil and hiring fluffers…

Annapolis – Movie Review

ANNAPOLIS (Or Anchors a weigh? No way!) An opportunity to make a movie about one of the most awe inspiring places in the U.S.: SCUTTLED. Instead, what we have here is a less than inspiring recruiting film. I love Annapolis: I love the campus, I love the history, I love the buildings, I love the…

Review: The Dark Knight (SPOILERS INSIDE)

So of course you must be living in a cave if you didn’t know that this movie is out today. Starting at 12 A.M., The Dark Knight (the movie WE ALL MUST SEE to stay current and in the loop) was released, and with the massive amount of hype surrounding it, we’re looking at records…

Watchmen – It’s as Good as They Say

The graphic novel Watchmen by by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons is probably the best example of this kind of work of all time. It IS as smart as everyone says it is. And you should buy it on Amazon and read it. Is it a comic book? Yes. Is it a really frigging GOOD…

Movie Review: Paul Verhoeven’s “Black Book”

When I contemplate the review of a movie, the first thing I have to get straight in my mind is: How can I let the reader know something of the film so that they can form an opinion without telling the story and giving away too much? The movie begins and ends with Rachel Stein…

The Happening: Unintentionally Hilarious

When you watch the newly released movie “The Happening,” you will hear one sound and visualize one picture in your head. The sound is M Night Shyamalan’s career hitting the ground with a thud not unlike when the construction workers smash against the ground in the first few minutes. The visual is a few studio…