You Should Watch This – Face Off

You hear they had to call off the lepers’ hockey game?  THERE WAS A FACE OFF IN THE CORNER!  *writes apology to American Lepers League*.  So I am willing to bet that since most of you goobers can’t stop blabbering about Dr. Who and Firefly long enough for me to catch you and give you…

The Top Two Lists of Top 10 Posts of 2012

Well, it’s the end of a year and the beginning of another.  Time for me to take stock of the year that was here at the Gallery and then ridicule it mercilessly.  If you’d like to see how things shook out in 2010 or 2011, just click those links.  Holy crap, I’ve been here for…

Happy Halloween – Watch this movie!

I walk around my back yard sometimes and when I’m not thinking about where I would shoot from if Red Dawn ever really happens I’m thinking about turning the whole thing into a haunt.  You know.  Haunted house?  Have people come through and get scared.  It gets more popular and elaborate every year. I become…

Agent Acadia and the Ticking Time Bomb

When one is disarming a bomb, one needs to keep calm.  Panic causes mistakes and makes one sweat.  Then the sweat gets in ones eyes and ruins their designer T-shirts.  Agent Acadia Einstein knew all this because he was currently ruining his shirt and squinting terribly and wished that standard secret agent attire included a…

Agent Acadia Takes A Night Off

Halloween was going to be ruined.  There was no way around it.  Agent Acadia Einstein was pretty dejected.  Halloween was the one night per year that all spies and agents had a truce.  It had been that way since 1948, when a Russian agent undercover in Pittsburgh shot his own wife by mistake because she…

This Movie Scared Me and I am Really Tough!

I don’t care what people way about how played out “found footage” movies are or how locked room mysteries are boring of that Spain doesn’t have real firemen.  Rec is scary and if you only watch one scary movie this Halloween season this is the one it should be.  The premise is simple.  A local…

My Faucet is better than yours.

So some of you might know that I recently moved into a new house.  What you might not know is that I got a fancy faucet from Danze and in exchange for it I agreed to write this review.  Honestly the thing is so cool I would have agreed to write some crazy manifesto declaring…