A Superficial Gallery Exclusive Interview: Plaxico Burress

Acadia is one guilt trippin’ motherfucker who is all “write something, we need content, jerk.” And when he says jerk, it really gets you. So, I set out to not be a jerk. Which led to, hey, Plaxico Burress shot himself, it was kind of a big deal and he hasn’t been talking much in…

J.P. Hayes is Honest. Or is He?

You don’t usually hear a lot about honest golfers.  Not sure why that is.  Maybe because golfers are notorious liars and murderers or because nobody gives a shit about any golfer except Tiger Woods.  But we are here to give you things you won’t get on any other website except the one we found the…

Acadia might fire me for this…

…but we’re going to talk some fantasy football. I started writing here to do some sports coverage, but that hasn’t worked out so well. Mainly because any time I would come up with a general sports topic it would be simply, “RYAN HOWARD FOR MVP!!! bitches” and really, that’s not going to work anyone. Unless…

If you think Michael Phelps is the story of the Olympics…

…you probably are wondering why there are sports on during the daytime and not soap operas. Enough with the Phelps as greatest Olympian ever, if you think he’s the greatest Olympian of these Beijing Games, you’re nuts. Everything you knew about Carl Lewis and Michael Johnson can go to hell. Compared to, everything you knew…

BREAKING: Brett Favre boring, but shaking hands and smiling

FOXSports.com has learned that the Packers will employ former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer for one month as a consultant. Fleischer, who was President George W. Bush’s official spokesperson for a majority of his first term in office, is now president of Ari Fleischer Sports Communications, a joint venture with IMG. Ari Fleischer, brought…

Look, man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tailpipe!

USA Basketball is going about things all wrong. Can’t really blame them, though. They started the concept of crushing Angolans and, when they find themselves at a podium with a Bronze around their neck, it just doesn’t sit well with…wait, who exactly is upset when USA Basketball doesn’t win a gold? Fans? The President? Oh,…

Fame School: The Changing of Athletes & College

I’m not sure if any of you were aware of this, but former NBA star Latrell Sprewell’s home was recently foreclosed. Apparently, his rims business owes money, he’s way behind on his mortgage and, well, the man’s broke. Sprewell is also known for turning down 14 million a few years ago because, as he claimed,…