I Actually Cannot Believe I Didn’t Write About This Already

First, I’d like to apologize, because it is almost a literal crime that this hasn’t been discussed on this site. Because it is almost exactly why this site exists. Now with that buildup, how could I go wrong? First, I’d like to introduce you to Amanda Chantal Bacon. She’s a strange white woman with lots…

The Story of Things I Didn’t Know

Hi, it’s me, Jenn, also known as Cider. Just back from a fun weekend away with college friends and it inspired me to tell you some ridiculous stories of things I didn’t know that were apparently obvious to everyone else. First of all, the story of how I got the nickname Cider. I went to…

When a Tweet Unexpectedly Goes Viral

So, here’s a gif, which is a snippet from a segment on The Daily Show, where the “journalist” interviewed a bunch of people at a couple of Trump rallies. In case you don’t think that it’s real, here’s the full video. Anyway, I tweeted it and Twitter took it and ran. This guy is going…

Waiting for the Train: Episode 27

This week’s topics: Anthony Weiner The VMAs … here is Nicki Minaj, because we discussed her amazing dress: … but really our discussion was mostly about Alicia Keys and whether people need to calm down about her not wearing makeup: Jaelin and Briana White – those two crazy kids that couldn’t handle Chicago for 24 hours…

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From a Woman Wearing Headphones to All Guys: Just Don’t

So this incredibly creepy guy who writes “advice” columns for men on “how to get women” which sound much more like “how to stalk women and prepare to murder them” is getting some s*** on Twitter, thank goodness. *How to Harass Women Who Don’t Want to Be Approached This is scary & dangerous. Male-entitlement +…

Hipsters Continue to Ruin America

Dear hipsters: Nobody wants your retro bike locks i.e. shoelaces to lock their bikes up with. A five year old could liberate my bike if I actually used this ridiculous product. Here are things I am pretty sure you could use to hack this lock: random rusty knife pair of scissors with enough time, your…