Yes, The Greatest Generation!

How many times have you heard “the greatest generation”? Enough to make you wanna kick puppies? I know that escalated quickly, but that’s the truth and so is the fact that they are. Instead of taking selfies in front of other men and women doing great things, they were doing them! Here are 17 pictures…

You want me to do what on your chest?

So this morning Acadia told me I was undependable and a bunch of other things, in an official Gallery email, so I thanked him for taking a giant crap on my chest. Which reminded me of the following two stories I was told by friends in college: Local News Anchor Has Unusual Pasttime A friend…

Coming Soon: Waiting For the Train- Operation America AF

Well it looks like someone made a huge mistake and left the doors unlocked at the offices of Superficial Gallery, Bwah ha ha ha ha ha. For the next couple days the coffee might taste a little funny, Acadia might find a “present” in his office slippers and Jenn will see a 200% raise on…

Two Happy Things

Everyone on the internet is always screaming and yelling about stuff these days, myself included, so here are two happy things for you. First, Candace Payne in a Chewbacca mask. My favorite things about this are: It’s just purely silly and joyful The laughing causes the Wookie noises which just causes more laughing She says…

Woman Gets Head Chopped Off by Online Date :(

Some poor woman went on a date with some dude she met online and ended up getting chopped up and put in a recycling bin.   I wish I were just relating some flippant thing that people in relationships tell their single friends to scare them but it’s true. As The Daily Beast previously reported,…