Shooting Stars are Shit–REALLY!

Who knew that shooting stars are poop? It kind of ruins the spectacular prettiness of them. And, you would think, they would be more common than they are. This reminds me of the time I learned (insert something magical being ordinary and being disappointed here). Video after the jump!

Lazy but informative. That’s me!

Yep. I am lazy. But that doesn’t mean I can’t still give you quality crap to read or watch or lick or whatever you weirdos do with it. That’s right. This is me just mailing it in! I was gonna try to think of a movie review for a movie I hadn’t seen, but then…

Sandwich Chain

In the wake of all this death, I bring to you my lovely friends on the sandwich chain. It’s something that my friends and I have started in our office. Basically, you record yourself watching the videos, starting with this video. Sandwich Chain Then make your own, and respond to that video.

I Spell M-A-N…Man

The news broke this morning that the legendary Bo Diddley has left us. My heart is breaking to have lost this man, this musical genius who brought so much, created and altered music forever; for this man who got so little for his innovations, who was treated so shabbily. I’m not sure I am even…

Stupid Death!

This week, Harvey Korman and Sydney Pollack both died. Each of these men left amazing legacies, changing entertainment forever. I don’t have anything funny to say about this; my heart is sad to have lost them both. But to cheer us up, here are two classic Korman skits and Pollack in Tootsie. Let’s tip a…

A Cat Post? I don’t do cat posts.

Ok – so maybe this once I do.  I don’t usually go for all the cat stuff, except the ones that fight with knives and laser guns – but I have a soft spot for the cat in this video.  It’s not just that his back legs don’t work and he walks around all day…