R.I.P. Hot Rod

As you all know by now, Rowdy Roddy Piper died yesterday.  Like pretty much all wrestlers, he was too young.  There are a million things I could say.  I was lucky enough to see him hit Jimmy Snuka in the head with the coconut on the USA network when I was a kid as it…

Friday Nineties – Microsoft Windows

Of course now there are Apple people and Ubuntu people and browser wars and phone wars and a million other wars but back in 1995 your choices were use Windows or go outside.  And going outside was not anything Microsoft wanted you doing, so they got two of the hottest stars around to make a…

Charlotte McKinney Talks about her Boobs

My open invitation for Charlotte McKinney to be the new logo for the gallery has gone unanswered, and yet she has time to do a video for Cosmopolitan talking about boobs.  I guess she is an expert so they were smart to get her.  What does Milla Jovovich or LeBron James know about them?  Nothing,…

Friday Nineties – Cops: Too Hot for TV

In Portland, Maine, the bars close at 1:00 AM.  So after things shut down, nine times out of ten my roommate and I would take a cab to the 7/11 that was also a Taco Bell for some reason.  Then we would go home to our apartment, sit on our couches (we each had a…

Friday Nineties – Home Improvement

Home Improvement was in the nineties.  So watch this clip.  And for the record, even though I love Pam Anderson, Debbie Dunning was the superior Tool Time girl. Sorry the post is so short this week but I have some work going on on the site.  See?  I HAVE WORK GOING ON ON THE SITE!…

Now I have to Fight Rob Gronkowski, Dammit

Not really sure how this came about, but apparently just because someone (not me) wrote some horny fan fiction about Gronk, he got to act it out with Charlotte McKinney.  The video is below, but I am pretty mad about the whole thing.  How come he gets to spike things like flowers and bottles off…