Charlize Theron Tongue

Acadia Einstein

Charlize Theron has an Oscar and was Imperator Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road but she says that being pretty makes it harder for her to get jobs.  Maybe she should try out for some roles where she needs to fish something out of the bottom of a glass with her tongue.  She would totally get it.

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....

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