Acadia Einstein


  • Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini?  Check.
  • Charlotte McKinney with Bare Feet?  Check
  • Charlotte McKinney with her Tongue out?  Check.

A while ago, we got the gallery Trifecta from Leann Rimes.  But the lizard has now been supplanted by Charlotte McKinney.  Obviously the steady campaign to get her exposure and convince her  to be our spokesmodel seems to be working.  She gave us what might be the perfect picture the Gallery could have ever asked for.  Now only if she could do a column once a week.  Or at least have her picture taken once a week so I can post them.

What?  She does?  OK – carry on then.  You’re doing a great job, Charlotte.

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


    August 10, 2015 at 10:35 pm

    Well if everybody is watching, it is hard not to display. I think she is appreciating the pleasures of narcissism that challenges us.

  2. Cider
    August 13, 2015 at 9:13 am

    It’s a pet peeve of mine when women, no matter how much the world likes their boobs, wear bikinis like this, where the top is basically just a nipple cover. I’m just saying, it’s not actually that fun to try to walk around constantly tucking your boobs in. Just get a bigger top and actually put the bottom under the girls, Charlotte. People will still see 87% of your boobs, I promise.

    But on that note, she can do what she wants. I just personally don’t get it. It makes me want to fix it for her. But carry on, girl. You do you.

  3. Joey “Grappling Hook” C
    August 21, 2015 at 2:54 pm

    that’s what double sided tape is for

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