Charlotte McKinney is sort of hit or miss on Halloween but this year she hit it out of the park and into the parking lot.
Here are the steps to take if you 2anr want to have a great costume like Charlotte.
- Be Charlotte McKinney or have the same confidence level as Charlotte McKinney. Or I guess the equivalent attractiveness and no confidence? I dunno. Maybe skip step 1.
- Think about the 90s and how that decade is the sweet spot for Gen X and Millennials. Fuck the Boomers. They need to colonize the bottom of the ocean.
- Pick a sexy icon from the decade. Brad Pitt from Se7en. Morgan Freeman from Se7en. Gweneth Paltrow’s head from Se7en. Anyone from any Mike Myers movie. And do a good enough job so that people know who you are.
- Splash your picture everywhere.
Charlotte did it by picking Roller Girl from Boogie Nights. I mean Heather Graham is still as hot or hotter than Charlotte and the Character was amazing so it was a good choice. Not sure she could have pulled it off if she was Marge from Fargo, but maybe.
Anyway, that’s how you do it. And I haven’t made a Charlotte post in ages and I don’t want her to think I forgot about her. Now get out there and win!
Heather Graham was pretty good in Boogie Nights and this chick does alright at capturing that look but I think we can all agree that Marky Mark is a big bright shining star and he was the real sexiness in that scene. I mean, Heather Graham was alright but it was really Marky Mark that everyone was looking at.
Marky Marklestein – were you ever part of a group called the spunky lunch? Or am I confusing you with someone else?
Remind me to never eat at your house. ..
Not me!
This is a stellar roller girl outfit! I have a good friend that dressed as Roller Girl at our annual Halloween party last year and her hubbies was Dirk Diggler – it was so good. They won a prize for best dressed. I guess you can never go wrong with roller girl or Charlotte McKinney?
You can never go wrong with Charlotte.
Fam I know you love Charlotte and I have no real problem with her but how is this outfit Roller Girls? Just because she’s wearing skates? Does Roller Girl even wear this outfit in the movie? Where are the tube socks and hot pants? I have a disappoint.