My friend in the banner pic started saying she was going to be Kimmy Schmitt approximately 10 months before Halloween.  At about 1 day before Halloween, she had “a backpack”.  Doomed.  So, rather than quit, she decided to swerve and become the Target lady.  It came out perfect as you can see and I can honestly say that her costume is 100,000,000 times better than Charlotte McKinney’s costume.  So here’s to you, pal.  You should have been invited to George Clooney’s party.  Your use of a t-shirt you got at good will, some cardboard and a red marker puts you at the top of the pack!

As for Charlotte McKinney, I am not even sure what she was supposed to be.  The traditional joke is to put “slutty” in front of everything which allows hot chicks to “be” something while still looking sexy.  Heidi Klum (and omg wait til you see what she went as) has done a good job blowing that up by making her costumes crazy cool and over the top.  But sometimes I think the “not really famous” Hollywood types need to have a costume consultant.  Someone to help them be cool without having to be crazy slutty.

Oh, and this goes for guys, too.  Guys usually half ass their costumes so they can spend their time pointing out their hot girlfriend to the photographers.  Disgraceful.  It is the ONE time a year when you can be a doofus and everyone will think you are cool.  Do not waste it.  Be spot on and funny like my friend in the banner.  Or try to be like Heidi and Seal.  Well, not Seal, but you know.  A couple.

heidi and seal

That is how you Halloween

 So, first I will show you some pics from Clooney’s Halloween party, mixed with some from some lame British one.  Then I will have a separate gallery of Charlotte.  No, Charlotte.  You don’t get to be in the Halloween gallery.  You look like you dressed as “someone who had to wear what David Spade laid out for her in his scary mansion after kidnapping her”.  No good.  Unless David Spade had a gun on you the whole time, in which case call me!

Hollywood Halloween 2015!

Charlotte McKinney Halloween 2015 – she CAN do wrong.