Good week / bad week for  Charlotte.  She got on the cover of OCEAN DRIVE magazine but all anyone yapped about was that monster Kate Upton because of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.  But then Charlotte decided to go to the beach because that seems to be the only thing rich people do in the winter.  I guess that’s what I would do if I were rich.  Not the beach specifically, though.  Ugh.  I would prolly go to the bar right next to the beach, though.  That seems fun.

And just in case you think I cannot be critical of Charlotte McKinney – she needs to really pick out bathing suits that fit.  I’m no fashion guy but sheesh!

Honestly none of those things are news.  And I am pretty sure the Daily Mail is one of the places Melania Trump is suing.  So that’s interesting!