I gotta be honest, folks, It never once occurred to me that I was going to be hard up for material doing a weekly post on Charlotte McKinney. She’s a popular model who is working hard to get into movies. She was bullied, dropped out of high school, talks about her boobs all the time, seems like she would be non stop headlines, right?
Wrong. She is going to be in Baywatch this summer but it seems like until that happens there is really nothing going on. Here’s this week’s batch of headlines. If nothing else, I can count on the Daily Mail to follow the poor woman everywhere she goes and describe what she’s wearing. Sigh. Come on, SEO! Kick in! People need to start finding us for this. Sheesh.
- Weekend vibes! Charlotte McKinney flashes her midriff as she gets a post-workout coffee with a friend – that headline literally describes what she did, which was not news worthy. Bless you, Daily Mail.
- CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY ALMOST LETS HER BOOBS SHOW AGAIN – this was in my Google NEWS FEED! Seriously, folks. The news feed. How is that news? And more importantly, if Google thinks it is, why aren’t we?
- Charlotte McKinney flashes A LOT more than she intended in dangerously skimpy dress – She seems to be in NYC a lot. I am there every day. I assume it is just a matter of time before I get an interview.
- Charlotte McKinney brings bombshell look in black mini dress at Hollywood development grand opening party – Maybe we need people at these fancy parties. Hmm. Gallery West Coast office has a nice ring to it…