Cheerios might not 100% cure your cholesterol: Amazing concept that advertising might not be completely legit. “Consumers are influenced by food claims on labels…To the extent that they’re misleading, it’s as bad as a doctor giving out poor medical advice.” No, shit? Consumers don’t know what the fuck they are in need of and can be easily manipulated? Shocking…
Cheerios is lying to you suckers

the FDA can suck a nut. Why don’t they go pick apart some of the fucking pills that they are pushing on people.
there are bottles of purel everywhere with labels that read “kills 99% of bacteria THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU SICK”
oh no i might get sick! i better drown myself in purel first!! fuck off.
you probably used some purel right after writing for them to fuck off, didn’t you?