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Christy Eats It #1 – Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino

Christy Eats It #1 – Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino

Starbucks Limited Edition Unicorn Frappuccino

Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino

Welcome to the long awaited and highly anticipated debut of the Gallery’s new series, “Christy Eats It”! I’m basically going to try all those weird fad foods that come out so you don’t have to! (Unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, knock yourself out!)

In the series premier, I review the Limited Edition Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino. Starbucks has basically been “leaking” news about this drink for weeks to build up the hype and some of the stores literally started running out of the ingredients yesterday, ON THE LAUNCH DATE. Baristas apparently hate it because they’ve already made so many. However, since I live in Jacksonville, Florida, a city which is just un-cool enough to catch and ride the fad-wave but not actually “drop in” (think Point Break), I was able to snag one.

Here’s what I thought.

About The Author

Christy Stevens

Christy Stevens has been on the internet since before there was internet. She used to be a writer, moderator and member of the comedy website ZUG.com, but it shut down on April Fool’s Day a few years ago and apparently the joke isn’t over yet. She’s a native Floridian and fully owns that her home state is full of crazies and creatures who absolutely will try to eat your face. She lives with her husband, Jay, her son, 2 dogs, 3 cats and a bird.

13 Comments

  1. Cider

    This is tremendous and life-changing.

    Reply
  2. Katie

    I don’t see you in a Starbucks commercial in the near future lol. Did you finish it?

    Reply
    • Christy Stevens

      Almost. It got a little unappetizing near the end. Heh

      Reply
  3. Sparks

    I have to know what is in your back seat. It’s been bugging me throughout the while video!

    Reply
    • Christy Stevens

      LULZ. It’s a blue wooden table and a vacuum cleaner. I had grabbed the last stuff out of our rental house.

      Reply
  4. Acadia Einstein

    Do it again but on a BMX bike so we CAN get both kinds of eatin’ it!

    Reply
    • Cider

      HA!

      Reply
    • Christy Stevens

      I don’t think I can keep doing the series if I’m in traction.

      Reply
      • Acadia Einstein

        Just black out one of your front teeth?

        Reply
  5. Kenny King

    I thought ‘Eats it’ meant something else too… Frankly I was disappointed it wasn’t that ‘something else’

    Reply
  6. Martin Conterez

    Why stop at a BMX. Let’s get you doing this out of a plane, w/o a parachute.

    Reply
  7. Catherine Morgan

    So glad you did this so I didn’t have to.

    Reply

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