There’s a lot of weird lawn decorations out there. From the fake deer to that weird lawn jockey guy, you’re only limited by your imagination as to what you can put in your yard. While I’m all for diversity, I can’t help but wonder what some people are thinking when they put some of these things on display. I mean, just because something is for sale and vaguely related to a hobby of yours doesn’t mean you should get it. Especially when it looks like the ornament in today’s picture.
Come and Give It!

The sad thing is…I don’t doubt this for a moment.
Doesn’t everyone have a Zombie Chef?
I fall down a lot. And sometimes when I do, my rod gets jammed into my chef ornament.
What?
It astounds me how entirely innocent grown people can be.
I honestly don’t think that it’s innocence as much as just obliviousness.
……………I will, kim.