Here are the top three.  I’m late so I don’t have a bunch of time for jibber jabber.  I have strict deadlines!

Number Three:  Perpetual bridesmaid Dan Brill on the Kendall Neuner post: “She looks like a hot muppet.”

Number Two:  Pelvic Boogie on Julie Benz Went to the Golden Globes.  “I’d rather see a picture of her puking into a security guard and pulling a shoe out of Charlie Sheen. Of course, when you get Charlie Sheen involved, everything becomes a moot exercise in Dionysian semantics anyway, so I’m not going to split hairs.”

And the winner iiiiiiisssss:

I believe that the nemesis would have to be Deputy Dogood Dolphin as they are about the only thing in the sea to take on a dope dealing shark and win.

Sarah Mangan – Be Street Smart – Avoid Shark Drug Dealers

So there you have it.  It was a lot harder to pick this week.  Good stuff.