Here are the top three. I’m late so I don’t have a bunch of time for jibber jabber. I have strict deadlines!
Number Three: Perpetual bridesmaid Dan Brill on the Kendall Neuner post: “She looks like a hot muppet.”
Number Two: Pelvic Boogie on Julie Benz Went to the Golden Globes. “I’d rather see a picture of her puking into a security guard and pulling a shoe out of Charlie Sheen. Of course, when you get Charlie Sheen involved, everything becomes a moot exercise in Dionysian semantics anyway, so I’m not going to split hairs.”
And the winner iiiiiiisssss:
I believe that the nemesis would have to be Deputy Dogood Dolphin as they are about the only thing in the sea to take on a dope dealing shark and win.
Sarah Mangan – Be Street Smart – Avoid Shark Drug Dealers
So there you have it. It was a lot harder to pick this week. Good stuff.
Ok, maybe not gold, but I’m piling up the medals. I’m sure if I apply myself I can get a lifetime achievement award in 38 years. Only theI’ll realize what a hollow aspiration and wasted life it has been.
You are SO CLOSE!
A: How much Rice-a-Roni do I win? B: Is their a nude party version of the home game?
None. Yes.
I didn’t even know this was a thing. Now I’m going to have to go back, and see how many medals I’ve won.
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