This is my invention. It's the "bikini girl batmobile cheeseburger pile of gold cool gun cute kitty bot"

The pics below are of some pretty cool inventions.  Some cooler than others.  People inventing things make me wonder why I don’t invent more things.  I mean, why can’t I just stick something onto something else and say it’s a new thing.  Like a duck-frog or a bar of soap frying pan.  Or how about a fishing pole with a spinning ninja star on the end of it for slicing up the fish?  Work with me, people.  I’m sick of you holding me down.  I need to fly!