Officer turkey leg there seems to have things well in hand at the local fairgrounds (or wherever she is) so I’m going to take some time to find some good cop quotes to go with my cop post about cops!  Or at least have something to do with cops.

****Now Updated with a Sweet Pic of Cornmeal!  Or maybe it was “from” Cornmeal.  I dunno.

“A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.” Dennis Miller

“As a child, I’ve always been in trouble with men and the police have always had to get involved, through no fault of my own.”  Katie Price

“I’m not against the police; I’m just afraid of them.” Alfred Hitchcock

“In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn’t have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.”  Conan O’Brien

“Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

“Society questions the police and their methods, and the police say, Do you want the criminals off the street or not?” – Kurt Russell

“Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it.” – Karl Kraus