Crazy Country Folk
Do they all look alike? I can’t tell Taylor Swift from Julianne Hough from Kellie Pickler. They’re all squinty-eyed blondes of questionable talent and remarkably short recording careers. I’m sure they have some defining characteristics, if I cared to look and, no, I don’t. I was reading one of the funniest sites in the whole world and I thought I recognized the guy in that picture but his name was Keith and it took me forfuckingever to figure it out.
I thought the guy with Hugh Jackman was Billy Ray Cyrus. Turns out, Keith Urban and Billy Ray Cyrus are the same person. Think about it: have you ever seen them in the same room? No. You haven’t. Because they are the same damn person.