Do they all look alike?  I can’t tell Taylor Swift from Julianne Hough from Kellie Pickler.  They’re all squinty-eyed blondes of questionable talent and remarkably short recording careers.  I’m sure they have some defining characteristics, if I cared to look and, no, I don’t.  I was reading one of the  funniest sites in the whole world and I thought I recognized the guy in that picture but his name was Keith and it took me forfuckingever to figure it out.

I thought the guy with Hugh Jackman was Billy Ray Cyrus.  Turns out, Keith Urban and Billy Ray Cyrus are the same person.  Think about it:  have you ever seen them in the same room?  No.  You haven’t.  Because they are the same damn person.

It's a big hoax!  I wonder if Miley and Nicole know?