See how this has TWO different banner pics? That’s because I couldn’t decide which one was cooler. After the jump you can see the new trailer for Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight Rises”. This will be Nolan and titular star Christian Bale’s last trip to Gotham and from the trailer they plan on going out with a bang!
Wait, did you see what I just did there? I almost made something sound like an ACTUAL movie review. See how corny it is? I said “titular” and didn’t even giggle. I mean, I did, but I didn’t write it down. This is why I can’t do regular movie reviews. Too corny. That said, I am a total mark for Batman and have a total semi right now. I can see why they chose Bane as the villain, but they are going to have to do a lot to establish him to people who don’t know who he is. But he is still a better choice than Riddler or Penguin or King Tut.
In the comic books, Bane whipped Batman’s ass (initially) so he probably will in this one, too. Anyway, enough about all that fanboy stuff. How about Anne Hathaway’s boobs? I heard she has shown them in every movie she was ever in and I expect this to be no different. Catwoman would be a way better burglar if her cans were just all loose. No?
Eh, just let me know what you think of the trailer.