Yeah, I'm the most ripped black dude weird hairdo violin player in the world...wait! WTF is that thing behind me?
Dave Matthews is still around, right? Noodling? Taking a song you could wrap up in 3 minutes and spending 8 minutes ‘jamming’ and dragging it out and making me want to punch someone? That’s what he does. Lots of bands do it, the more I think about it. But you know who didn’t? KISS. Sure, they had solos in songs, but they didn’t noodle anything. You never saw Paul Stanley look over at Ace Frehley in the middle of Strutter and like, smile and nod knowingly cause they loved what they were doing. He may have looked over and mouthed the words: “Your nose is bleeding and you dropped your guitar you coked up fuck” but that’s different.
See, KISS would get in, do the song, and get out. And writing the songs? Well, it’s a scientific fact that over 90% of KISS songs contain the word “hot” so you can see that they were pretty much the most get down to business band ever. Well, maybe AC-DC. No noodling there either. Think about it. Did you have to wonder about whether or not a particular KISS or AC-DC song was about fuckin’? How about Aerosmith? I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the answer is no. In fact, you have an 85% chance of being right about a KISS song if you just said: “yes it is about fucking” before they even name the song.
But Crash Into Me? I dunno. It definitely has some things that SOUND like they’re talking about fuckin’. But it’s a noodle band, so who knows? It may be about the fish he had when he was a kid that died the day his mama told him his daddy wasn’t coming back or some shit like that. Eat my ass, Dave Matthews. I want my songs over in three minutes and I don’t want listening to it to be like taking a test. If Crash Into Me means: “I’m gonna get a running start and shove my dong in you and maybe not stop running after it’s in” then just CALL the song that. Sheesh. Video and pics after the jump. Pay special attention to the violin dude from the banner pic with his belt made out of more violins. BAH!
Dave Matthews Band – Crash Into Me
You’ve got your ball
you’ve got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who’s got their claws
in you my friend
Into your heart I’ll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you I’m so lost for you
You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream
Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I’m bare boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream
If I’ve gone overboard
Then I’m begging you
to forgive me
in my haste
When I’m holding you so girl
close to me
Oh and you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
In a boys dream.. In a boys dream
Oh I watch you there
through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing but you
wear it so well
tied up and twisted
the way I’d like to be
For you, for me, come crash
into me
I never realized that song was so dirty, even with it’s name. I just assumed it was about something artsy fartsy.
Nothing beats AC/DC at anything. Ever. Except maybe for being weenie music.
Best band for songs about sex and partying, and there’s always a hook a mile wide.
Yeah, I know… the 80’s called and they want their devil-horns back…
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Hmmmm. I never realized it was such a risque song. Your description makes me laugh and laugh as usual!
@ bluzdude:
In my view, AC/DC co-owns the trophy for: Band whose seemingly indispensable lead singer is replaced and people are ok with it. They have joint custody with Van Halen. I’m also pretty sure Eddie wished Bon Scott was alive and David Lee Roth wasn’t.
Almost immediately after this song came up I began thinking of it as “that bondage song”… he does use the word tie a lot. AC/DC was pretty cool…anyone remember that song “The Jack”? It always made me LOL. Hands down my winner in the Funny Gross song category.
You know, I’ve never paid an iota of attention to that song. Maybe it’s because I’m not really a DMB fan. They just bore me to tears. But now that I’ve read the lyrics…wow! That is fairly risque.
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Say seven Hail Mary’s.
Um, yeah, the song’s about fucking, just like Ballad of a Thin Man is about Bob Dylan’s dick. If DM says otherwise, they’re yanking your chain. I remember seeing Dylan interviewed by some earnest young dweeb about the song and he was laughing the whole time (never came out and admitted it, either)