The directors of Sinister and The Exorcism of Emily Rose are bringing us another creep-tacular film. Set to hit theaters today, Deliver Us From Evil stars Eric Bana as New York police officer Ralph Sarchie. The trailer for the film boasts that it is an account of actual events and comes from Officer Sarchie’s “undisclosed files”.. All I can say is that after watching the trailer for the film, if that shit was going down in my city…I would move. Sarchie is one of those cops that believes everything can be explained simply by observing human nature. What he begins to see if definitely not human. What appears to be some type of demonic possession is popping up in areas around the city and ultimately in Sarchie’s own home. Complete with creepy stuffed animals and lots of torn off fingernails (this gives me the heeby geebies) this movie does not look like it will suck. Oscar worthy? probably not but definitely worth a Friday date night investment.
OK so this is in the Bronx and the priest is a Jesuit so if he isn’t from Fordham ima be mad.
Who would you rather have helping against a demon? A logical Jesuit or some wild eyed priest that barely made it through seminary?
Jesuits FTW
Two Jesuit novices both wanted a cigarette while they prayed. They decided to ask their superior for permission. The first asked but was told no. A little while later he spotted his friend smoking. “Why did the superior allow you to smoke and not me?” he asked. His friend replied, “Because you asked if you could smoke while you meditated, and I asked if I could meditate while I smoked!”.
ZING!
So I’m interested and call up the local theater: Are you going to have Deliver us from evil? Answer: No we’re a christian owned business. AAAAARGGGH!
Oh you could totally be the Andy Rooney of the Gallery.
I suspect insufficient eyebrows could be a factor.
(PS – do movie theaters have phones still?)
Dumb.
Demon/devil movies scare the bejesus out of me… EVEN THOUGH I DON’T BELIEVE IN THEM. So I can never ever see this movie. And also? Your description just scared me more. So therefore, I congratulate you on your excellent work convincing me that this movie is scary as hell.
Ha ha, I said “scary as hell.”