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Dogs’ Top Ten Pet Peeves About Humans

Blaming your farts on me..not funny… not funny at all!!!

Yelling at me for barking.  I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG

Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.

The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,” then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.  Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

Dog sweaters. Hello???  Haven’t you noticed the fur?

How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things.  We both know who’s boss here!  You don’t see me picking up your poop do you?

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  1. Jenny

    What do you mean dogs don’t like sweaters???? *is appalled*

  2. sandy

    LOL, thats hysterical. But, as a non dog owner I really really hate it when dogs sniff my crotch, go away.

    I do yell shut up, sorry….the dogs in the neighborhood our number the humans. The humans, the owners do nothing about the annoying dogs who bark on and on and on for no reason. They wake me up well before daylight almost every morning. Seems to be common in this neighborhood to have 2 or 3 dogs; so really it becomes quite a problem.

    Picking up the poo, I think this all the time when I see people carrying the bags. Funny thing is, some of these folks are one who talk having a weak stomach, things bothering them like scraping off dishes, cleaning up a mess…but they willing pick up fresh poo. It smells, and you feel it when you’re just using a plastic bag. Not for me thanks.

    Popped over after seeing your post in the forum.


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