You know, I love pets as much as the next guy.  They really can add to the quality of life if you let them into your heart.  However, I do believe there are boundaries to how much love you should give.   Sure, you should get your pet a toy so it doesn’t destroy your shoes, but that should be about it.    If you are regularly spending more money on your pets than you are on your own recreation, then you should take stock of your life.  And for God’s sake, if you take your dog for a walk, make the dog actually walk.  Trust me, it’s good for them.

Dog: "Faster bitch!!"