Donald Trump is seducing America. We all know this. But, what we did not know is that he is using a comprehensive, systemic approach to erotic conquests developed by Dennis Reynolds on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
We open the show with a big time Top 5 list in the wake of Donald Trump picking up an endorsement from Scott Baio, television’s Charles in Charge. We look at the Top 5 80s sitcom characters that Trump would love to get an endorsement from.
Next, we get into our weekly news topics. Taking a quick look at the issues that have been in the news over the past week or so.
– Hillary Clinton on Boom or Bust Tuesday – Did she seal the nomination? Does Bernie Sanders have any shot at this thing?
– Could Donald Trump play a role in costing Senate seats for Republicans in November?
– A quick glance at a nuanced topic – Immigration. We likely didn’t do the issue too much justice with this quick glance.
– Obama’s Visit to Cuba
– Obama’s Nomination of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court
Just the Laughs – Donald Trump is Using the D.E.N.N.I.S. System on America
If you’re familiar with It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, you like know of the system that Dennis has for his erotic conquests. This “comprehensive approach to seduction” is a “careful, systemic approach” that has allowed him to become the Playboy he is today.
Trump is using this D.E.N.N.I.S. System to seduce the voters and guess what? It’s working! We take an in depth look at how Trump is applying the D.E.N.N.I.S. System
For those that do not know, the D.E.N.N.I.S. System stands for:
D – Demonstrate Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurture Dependence
N – Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely
Main Topic – Republican Primary
Our main topic this week was the Republican Primary. While it seems that Donald Trump has this nomination locked up, John Kasich is still a man who, well, hangs around a bit longer than anyone wants him to. Is Kasich hanging around a smart move? Or, should Kasich get out of the way and allow for Ted Cruz and Donald Trump to go one on one for the nomination?
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