Don’t Forget to Enter the Costume Contest!

Acadia Einstein


Tomorrow is Halloween and everyone will be going to a party either tomorrow night or Saturday so I am getting ready for the deluge of entries and the even bigger deluge of people telling me they forgot to print the sign.  YOU DON’T NEED TO PRINT THE SIGN!  Just take a picture of yourself in costume and stick out your tongue.  I was going to have people do some sort of hand signal but was afraid I would copy an actual gang sign by mistake and having someone in an Ebola costume get shot by the Latin Kings would be super awkward.

Just click here to get all the contest details and we will make sure we get your pics up fast.  So now I don’t want to hear “i forgot the sign” or “I don’t have a printer” or “Ink costs more than unicorn semen”.

OK the last one is true…

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....

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